Absurdity! Why It Won't Work is an eye opening collection of thoughts and facts explaining in simple terms why the proposed Green New Deal cannot and never will work. This work covers the elimination of methane producing mammals, oil, coal, and gas byproducts and manufacturing requirements. Also discussed is massive unemployment, unnecessary deaths, the end of civilization as enjoyed today and unobtainable reeducation and replacement jobs for 22 % of the American workforce. Finally the one end product to bring the American Dream to a grinding halt is divulged.